These days you don't even need to call a hooker — any hooker will do on a dating site

A little more creampie! My breasts were enlarged and I could hardly resist

Shall we fuck again? Spend all your sperm on me and there won't be any left for others

Next time don't peek, come in and fuck, I don't mind 👌

I got it out in time! I swear my sperm jet wasn't inside you

See, it's better with a dick — masturbation doesn't make sperm come out of your pussy

How could I have forgotten about February 14? Okay, I have a pee